Voicemail

[chickshades]

Oi, it's Bandou. Yeah, I never remember to turn my phone off silent. I'll call you back whenever I notice the pop up on my phone.

Comments

[chickshades]

how the hell am i supposed to know?

[deniles]

Because he's asking for your god.

And you're talking to him.

[chickshades]

yeah
and none of that involves you

[deniles]

And that's where you're wrong.

[chickshades]

then why dont you ask him yourself

[deniles]

Working on it.

You come first, though.

/snickers at that innuendo

[chickshades]

why
cause you think ill just tell you whatever you want

omg i didn't even notice it

[deniles]

No.
I don't want to see you hurt.

1 point for lauren~

[chickshades]

...
what?

so you have 1 point to my 50

[deniles]

Don't make me repeat it.

let me enjoy my brief victory okay

[chickshades]

uh...
ok...
but
why are you assuming he wants to hurt me?

it's brief

[deniles]

Have you met a man who turns sand into glass?
I can tell you they're no good.

shhhh

[chickshades]

yeah thats what fire does to sand
it makes glass
and the guy seemed pretty cool the other day

never

[deniles]

Yes I know that.
He did it himself. Like a volcano.

Remember when you told me you weren't getting yourself in trouble.

boo meanie

[chickshades]

yeah it was pretty amazing

and im not getting in trouble
hes not going to do anything

ikr

[deniles]

You're going to get in trouble, and injured, and you're going to make another post on the BBS about your injury.

[chickshades]

maybe you should go and buy the porn now

[deniles]

Already did. I'll drop it off in a few hours.

[chickshades]

idiot

listen
im going to meet him now
nothings going to happen
so stop pretending like you care so much about me
and if youre so afraid of the guy
maybe you should shut up and stay away from him yourself

[deniles]

You honestly think I'm pretending.
Give me a break.
I'm an asshole, a flirt, and a pain in the ass, but I don't lie.
I do care about you, Bandou.

But fine. Do what you want at this point.

[chickshades]

yeah you really are an asshole sometimes

listen
ill text you when im done with the guy okay?
i cant be hurt by fire anyway
so stop worrying

[deniles]

Oh, believe me. I'm aware.

Fine.
If I don't hear from you in 24 hours, I'll prepare your grave.

[chickshades]

gee thanks

[deniles]

That's the nicest thing I've done for someone.

[chickshades]

that doesnt say much about you