Voicemail

[chickshades]

Oi, it's Bandou. Yeah, I never remember to turn my phone off silent. I'll call you back whenever I notice the pop up on my phone.

Comments

1 am texting probably going to get nsfw also pick a date.

[deniles]

So, what are you wearing?

[chickshades]

[ He's half asleep, he really shouldn't be answering this text. Why is he answering this text? ]

pajamas

[deniles]

A top or a bottom?

[chickshades]

[ He should just throw his phone across the room before he gets pissed off. ]

both

[deniles]

Aww, too bad. I found a girl who'd come over right now if you weren't wearing anything.

[chickshades]

..............
WHAT??

[deniles]

Yeah, sucks to be you I guess.

[chickshades]

eh??
why do i have to be naked already?
she can still come over!!

[deniles]

Because why would she waste her time with someone not naked?

Well. Better luck next time. I'm going to go have fun with her.

[chickshades]

uh...
yeah you do that
if shes willing to sleep with you shes definitely not my type

[deniles]

Hey, suit yourself.
Can't believe you'd be so picky.

And who says we're sleeping together? She's not my type. We're going to play cards.

[chickshades]

i dont want to just get laid!
i mean...i do but
i want a girlfriend not a one night stand!

[deniles]

...Right.
Because really, a girlfriend is so much better.
Anyways, I'm out. Enjoy your right hand.

[chickshades]

[ Too bad, you're getting more texts. Deal. ]

im not just gonna ditch someone after sleeping with them!
you have to be there for them!
and take care of each other!
im not an asshole!

[deniles]

Uh-huh.

backdated to May 15th at night

[galactically]

i'd send you a special text invite
but Eno probably invited you already

anyway, we're going to Spa LaQua! May 20th in the afternoon

now behave!!

[chickshades]

[ booooo he wants a special Sheryl invite too! ]

hey i can control myself!
i already told eno that!

[galactically]

your judgement is so lousy, i won't believe it until i see it
＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

[chickshades]

ill show you then!!!!
( ◍ᄇ◍)ﻭ✧

[galactically]

even with proper adult supervision? ☆

[chickshades]

im an adult!

[galactically]

but i'm more adultlike than you, though... =O=

[chickshades]

no way!
i can take care of myself and all that stuff

[galactically]

with your hands and a tissue box? i'm sure you could （￣へ￣）

[chickshades]

......
yeah i get it already
im pathetic