Saburouta "San-chan" Bandou (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
chickshades) wrote2015-07-04 07:47 pm
chickshades) wrote2015-07-04 07:47 pm
more dumb things.
eventually NSFW drabble about San-chan and Sho acting out a bad porn scene...
bad porn movie play where shouhei is the unsuspecting pizza boy and bandou is the seductive house...wife.
obv ends up being more lolz at first, does eventually lead to sexy times
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"Shouhei, this is stupid. If you wanna give me a blow job, then just give me the damn blow job!"
"Come on, San-chan, you watch pornos like this all the time."
Bandou looked almost horrified at the accusation. "What?! I do not!"
Shouhei gave him a skeptical look as he shook a scolding finger at him. "You're not very good at clearing the browser history when you're done on my laptop, you know."
"Sh-shut up. Why are you checking what I'm watching anyway?" If Shouhei had seen that, what else had he forgotten to delete? You can end up watching some bizarre things when you're in that moment.
"To see what San-chan's into. That's why I wanted to try this out." Shouhei picked the red and blue jacket up off the couch. He slid it on, zipping the front up half way. It was the disguise he'd worn when they infiltrated that infamous arms dealer's headquarters. Apparently he made a convincing enough pizza delivery guy for them to open the door with little hesitation. "Good thing I still have this uniform." It was odd wearing it again, but perhaps this would tack a different memory to the outfit.
Bandou wasn't even watching Shouhei get into his costume. He had found his usual spot on the couch and was sitting, arms folded and with quite the scowl on. "Fine," he said in a tone that was somehow both bland and irritated. "But hurry up, I'm horny."
Shouhei picked up last night's discarded pizza box from the kitchen table and shook it in front of Bandou's face, "Don't you mean hungry?" Even he knew it was a lame joke, but he couldn't help laughing just a bit.
"Idiot." mumbled to himself as he sits on the couch, grumpy cause his 'pizza' isn't here yet. knock on the door. gets up and answers it.
"Good evening, sir. Did you order a pizza"
"Yeah."
"Ok, that will be some amount of money"
"You're late."
puts on a nervous look like he hoped he didn't realize. "Oh damn... hey I know that's the policy and everything but, I'm gonna get in a lot of trouble if I come back without the money. And I don't have any to cover, so..."
"Get the hell in here, already."
stumbles in as bandou pulls the front of his shirt "San-chan, you're supposed to seduce me. Say you'll pay me even more if I stay for a bit, you know that kinda thing."
staring, grumpy.
"Let's try again."
groaning so loud.
ding dong. opens door. "Good eveni--" Bandou pulls him inside without a word. "San-chan..."
"You're late so you're giving me head."
Sighs but figures this is the best he's gonna get bandou to play along. "Oh, um... That's not really..." pretends to shift awkwardly.
rolls his eyes at shouhei still trying so he gives in. folds his arms and states blandly. "I'll pay you extra if you do a good job" gets a look at his bad acting "fine geez... " huffs again and puts on an obviously fake mocking voice. "I'll give you a little extra if you get me off really hard~"
"like that's hard to do!" slips out before even thinking. laughing behind his hand but tries to get back in character.
"Shut the hell up, shouhei!" punching him so hard.
"Ok, ok San-chan, we can stop." shouhei's defending himself with the empty pizza box. he eventually catches one of bandou's wrists and uses the leverage to lean up and kiss him.
that certainly gets bandou to stop fussing.
bad porn movie play where shouhei is the unsuspecting pizza boy and bandou is the seductive house...wife.
obv ends up being more lolz at first, does eventually lead to sexy times
-----
"Shouhei, this is stupid. If you wanna give me a blow job, then just give me the damn blow job!"
"Come on, San-chan, you watch pornos like this all the time."
Bandou looked almost horrified at the accusation. "What?! I do not!"
Shouhei gave him a skeptical look as he shook a scolding finger at him. "You're not very good at clearing the browser history when you're done on my laptop, you know."
"Sh-shut up. Why are you checking what I'm watching anyway?" If Shouhei had seen that, what else had he forgotten to delete? You can end up watching some bizarre things when you're in that moment.
"To see what San-chan's into. That's why I wanted to try this out." Shouhei picked the red and blue jacket up off the couch. He slid it on, zipping the front up half way. It was the disguise he'd worn when they infiltrated that infamous arms dealer's headquarters. Apparently he made a convincing enough pizza delivery guy for them to open the door with little hesitation. "Good thing I still have this uniform." It was odd wearing it again, but perhaps this would tack a different memory to the outfit.
Bandou wasn't even watching Shouhei get into his costume. He had found his usual spot on the couch and was sitting, arms folded and with quite the scowl on. "Fine," he said in a tone that was somehow both bland and irritated. "But hurry up, I'm horny."
Shouhei picked up last night's discarded pizza box from the kitchen table and shook it in front of Bandou's face, "Don't you mean hungry?" Even he knew it was a lame joke, but he couldn't help laughing just a bit.
"Idiot." mumbled to himself as he sits on the couch, grumpy cause his 'pizza' isn't here yet. knock on the door. gets up and answers it.
"Good evening, sir. Did you order a pizza"
"Yeah."
"Ok, that will be some amount of money"
"You're late."
puts on a nervous look like he hoped he didn't realize. "Oh damn... hey I know that's the policy and everything but, I'm gonna get in a lot of trouble if I come back without the money. And I don't have any to cover, so..."
"Get the hell in here, already."
stumbles in as bandou pulls the front of his shirt "San-chan, you're supposed to seduce me. Say you'll pay me even more if I stay for a bit, you know that kinda thing."
staring, grumpy.
"Let's try again."
groaning so loud.
ding dong. opens door. "Good eveni--" Bandou pulls him inside without a word. "San-chan..."
"You're late so you're giving me head."
Sighs but figures this is the best he's gonna get bandou to play along. "Oh, um... That's not really..." pretends to shift awkwardly.
rolls his eyes at shouhei still trying so he gives in. folds his arms and states blandly. "I'll pay you extra if you do a good job" gets a look at his bad acting "fine geez... " huffs again and puts on an obviously fake mocking voice. "I'll give you a little extra if you get me off really hard~"
"like that's hard to do!" slips out before even thinking. laughing behind his hand but tries to get back in character.
"Shut the hell up, shouhei!" punching him so hard.
"Ok, ok San-chan, we can stop." shouhei's defending himself with the empty pizza box. he eventually catches one of bandou's wrists and uses the leverage to lean up and kiss him.
that certainly gets bandou to stop fussing.